But, I'm stuck at work today. No one told me being a lawyer meant that I would actually have to work. Warn a sister would, you? Raise your hand if you think I'll actually get anything done today. I'm going to bet I don't. I hope I do, because I've got a lot of work that needs doing, but I'm also giddy like a four year old.
I'm going to try to be on my best behavior, but no promises.
So, if I wasn't at work today, I would be having a major party. You would be invited. Here's what would go down.
What, you need more? OK, consider yourself disinvited to my hypothetical Christmas Eve party.