Thursday, October 11, 2012

Let me ask you a question...


I was taking a picture of my hair style for this very blog and noticed that gnarly crow's feet have made themselves at home on my face. See Exhibit A.


Since when am I old enough to have crow's feet? Only last month I was graduating from high school.Was I not a carefree college student like yesterday?

Wait a second, you're telling me I graduated from high school 9 years ago and from college 5 years ago? Do I understand you correctly when you say that I only have 2 more birthdays left in my twenties? Excuse me while I go throw up.

What the hell happened? I have no idea. But, I'll tell you what the hell is about to happen. Botox.

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